Let’s make this new year 2020 more fantastic and cooler than the previous one with your loved ones send them some funny new year wishes and make them smile.

We have shared a huge list of Funny New Year Wishes for you don’t forget to wish your friends, family, and other loved ones this Happy New Year and make this new year eve the most memorable eve of your life.

So have a look at all the cool and funny new year wishes and share it with your loved ones to make them smile this new year.

List of Funny New Year Wishes 2020:

Funny New Year Messages

Let’s dive into the huge list of funny new year messages for your loved ones:

I won’t wish you any more success. You’ve already had so much. This year it should be mine! Good new year to me!
I’m sorry for all the irritating behavior I’ve done throughout the year. May you give me another opportunity in the coming New Year!
It’s time to make different old mistakes. Hurray! Happy new year!
This year, I decided not to make any mistakes. LOL!
Since I had so much fun saying it last year, I’ve been waiting 365 days to say “Happy New Year. “Friend, happy New Year.
A New Year is the opportunity, to begin with, a clean slate. Unfortunately, my credit card will not start with a blank slate.
I saved you from spending a fortune at the New Year party–I sent you an online party invitation!
Wishing you successful 12 months, happy 52 weeks, beautiful 365 days, memorable 8760 hours, 525600 minutes of blessing and happy 31536000 seconds. Happy new year!
The fun part to make New Year’s resolutions is to break the resolutions of New Year. Can’t wait for you to mess up.
New Year’s like a button for a restart. Use it to get things started.
I hope that this year you will see your smiling selfie on facebook posts. Wish you a happy and bright New Year!
Five minutes before the new year, I’ll order a pizza and when they arrive, I’ll tell you I ordered this one year ago, LOL!
Everything I want to drink and dance with you all night long on this 31st, Happy New Year.

Funny New Year Messages:

You say the New Year is a blank book, but I’ve got a block of writers.
Before I get drunk, dance at the bar, lose my phone, get naked and be arrested. Let me wish you Happy New Year.
At midnight, Kiss me. Actually, or whenever you want.
For the new year, I’m so excited. Unfortunately, I have no resolutions to make, because I am already perfect.
May this New Year bring you more difficulty, more tears, more pain. Don’t be mistaken for me. I just want a stronger person for you.
Happy new year! It’s time to get our butts in gear.
May your hair and teeth, facelift, abs, and stocks do not fall this year, may your blood pressure, cholesterol, white blood count and mortgage interest not increase. Happy new year! Happy new year!
Dear Luck, in 2019 we can be friends, please…
365 new trips to the sun, 365 new and…. 365 new deceptions. Happy New Year full of laughter and happiness
Go ahead and make a resolution. It isn’t as complicated as pregnancy.
May the New Year be like a fireworks plant: full of potential unless you play with fire.
Happy New Year. Happy new year. Here’s a wish for the New Year from someone who is lovely, beautiful and intelligent and always wants to see you smile.
To a New Year full of new opportunities, although I am sure we will always do the same old things.

Hilarious New Year Wishes and Messages:

Funny New Year Wishes

In the New Year let’s sparkle. Or maybe just sweat a little.
Well, this is a new year. Return to the drawing board. Happy New Year with love, laughter & kisses!
Who needs fireworks for New Year’s Eve? I’m going to be your personal fireball, and I promise you’re not going to be burned!
Angelina Jolie, Tom Cruise, Aishwarya Rai, Salman Khan, Shahrukh Khan, Jennifer Lopez, Amitabh Bachchan & Me. All the stars wishing a very Happy New Year.
New Year is just a vacation created by calendar companies that don’t want you to reuse the calendar last year.
I am sorry if I did you wrong. May you still give me a chance to do it, again and again, this New Year. Happy new year!
I don’t make resolutions for the new year. The only thing I do too much is great, I won’t stop it in 2020.
The New Year will be sweet as a big morsel of your favorite ice cream. Just don’t let it freeze your brain!
May this New Year bring you real change–not a repetition of old habits in a new package.
I wish my friends peace, love, and well-being. Blah, Blah… that’s screwed. I wish you much sex, booze, orgasms and hope that you win the lotto. Happy new year!
I’d say Happy New Year, but it’s not happy; except colder, it’s exactly the same as last year.
Here’s the hope that the New Year will be a fantastic yacht cruising you to amazing destinations, and that you will be witnessing all the storms without throwing out your troubles.
As the clock strikes twelve, you can hope for a Happy New Year for all your numerous Facebook friends.

Funny New Year Wishes and Messages 2020:

I wish you had fewer resolutions this year to give up drinking. Happy new year!
This New Year, be at peace with your appearance, you are in perfect shape–round is geometrically shaped!
New Year is not a change of life. You just change your resolutions.
It’s your mind, your body, and your soul! Do it on your bed, sofa, car or anywhere else! Prayer is called! God bless your wicked minds. Happy new year!
If you were born in September, it is best to assume that your parents have successfully begun their new year.
I wish your dog washed muddy legs smartly before running on carpets this year. Happy new year!
It’s time to begin the new year. Chill some champagne, whip some party food and begin to dance the year away.
They say that pain and tears help to strengthen one, so I wish you more tears and more pain. To make you stronger than last year. Happy new year! Happy new year!
May this new year be blessed with 52 weeks and 12 months of joy and endless joy.
May this New Year bring you real change–not the repetition of old habits in a new package.
I’ve got the best business idea of 2020, I’m starting rehabilitation centers on Facebook and WhatsApp across the country.
Happy New Year from someone who is lovely, beautiful and intelligent and who always wants to see you smile.
I promise not to drink beer anymore, but I can have a bottle more since it’s not the eve yet? Happy New Year’s, darling!
I’m a virgin holiday:-Never had a New Years kiss. -Never had a day of kissing Valentines.- Never had a Valentine.
Although I wish you a happy New Year, remember that you still have the same old man!
The problem with the resolutions of the new years is that people aim too high, start small like… “I’m not going to fart in church.”

Final Saying:

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